Most Common Lies Women Tell Men (NSFW) paper151

Most Common Lies Women Tell Men (NSFW)

This is funny, because i just talked and joked about this with my hairdresser, yesterday…
I’m going to summarize a few points that we agreed (and laughed) about when it comes to our most common lies to men. Other women reading this, feel free to comment and tell me what you do and do not agree with.

“Why did you spend money for this?” It was on sale, i paid really little for it.
“Are you alright? What’s wrong?” Nothing.
“I was thinking of going out with my friends, tonight.” Do what you want.
“So, did you have fun tonight?” Yes, I like to go out with your friends.
“Why did you flirt with him?” I wasn’t flirting.
“The guy was all over you, earlier…” He didn’t hit on me at all or at least I didn’t notice.
“I’m sorry I didn’t last very long.” Hey, it’s ok, I had fun.
“How many men have you been with before me?” I’ve been with really few men.
“Everybody knows about you and him; it’s time you tell me the truth.” We just kissed.
“So, how did it go the dinner out with that guy last night?” We are just friends.

You are the first one I have done it “doggy” with. I wanted to keep it for someone special like you.